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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Heya bloggers! U kno dt i tld y'all i'll kip u updated. Apparently, dad tld us dt 'God said' we shldn't leave d church. Dt He wil use wat happend 4 his purpose! Grrh! It almost sounded like he was xpectin dm 2 gv im hs position back. My sis evn tld im. Evn if he's goin, y shld we cum along. I wnt evn say nythin agn. He doesn't wnt 2 gv bellatrix wat she wants he sed, 'they'll xpect rxns' tell me, is leavin a reaction? But we're bac 2 it once agn tryin 2 be al impressive n nt HUMAN. i can't stand it i cant. I won't sing in dt churcg agn thats ma own. I n ma bro tld dad. It cnt b d same agn! How can we worshp witout resentment in our hearts, how wil we concentrate. Bt he wönt jes listen! As if dts d onli church in lagos! Buh rmba its 'thus says d lord' thing so puuf!
Dt aside, av started a new lesson. Its alrite. I ddnt end up goin 2 d 1 i talkd abt discoverin last they wern't crius enuf or @list as mariam (a girl i met der, we bonded instantly n she was nu 2) said. I dnt rily av xperience wiv dis lesson tutorial bizness. So afta we closd, (mind u, we ddnt pay) we went 2 check out one dt she's familiar with n dts wer i ended up goin 2. Av bin registerd idlized n av startd mingling! And learnin of cuz.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

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The Secret Life of a Church in Magodo

Omo men. It has happend. Dt witch in ma church! She made sur dt ma dad was removd 4m his position nw she has a hold on d church. I dnt kno wat d witch went to tel d authorities dt made dm 2 take d decision n openly declard an unqualified minister (hu is her 'boy')2 bcom d pastor-in-charge. She is nw indirectly controlin church. Bellatrix. Yeah, i'll giv hr dt nickname. D evil witch. All d bullcrap she's pulld in dt church! Onli God cn judge her! Why is dis happening in d church of d Lord! Isn't dis mur or les d 'dirty' Godfada-Godson crap playd in politics. Buh babes, its being playd in d house of God! Bellatrix tried nd tried 2 frustrate ma dad out of his position. She evn cookd up lies n went 2 tel dose up stairs dts wen we al knew dt she was a hypocrite. Dey cleard dt up n we al thot dt we nw knew hu was hu. But she had oda plans, she has bin trainin her 'yansh-fly' preparin im 4 dis day n dn purposely brought d higher authority 2dae cuz no one wil question im. Den, boom! He dropd d bomb shell. D shocker. Ma poor dad. Its sad rili. It is dm dt i pity nyway. Bellatrix n hr dogs cuz they're gonna fall so hrd! Yeah. D best thing we shld do is 2 leave dt church. Cuz it won't grow. It hs bin stagnant since bellatrix came n so it wil stay.(we av nt completed d buildin n its bin, wat, 5yrs nw) Going 4m such a long distance i'l b relivd 2 leave d church. I neva njoyd goin der 4m time. Bella kild all d fun in dt church wen she came. Der ar mur intrestin churches u cn go wer dey dnt complain abt ur dressin or b stuck in one crappy choir wher u dnt wanna b. Wearin crappy uniforms evri sunday dt nid assesment by fashion police. Urgh! Leavin dt church is mur lyk a bonus. Buh it al dpndz on ma dad. N if we do kip goin, choir is exed! I'l feed y'all updates bloggers.

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Rants. New look. And mur rants


My daily horoscope sed its d day of nu looks. So i changed ma hair. I ddnt evn see it until i've startd making my hair. Men, it wasn't izzi. Ma head hurts. All 4 d sake of lookin guhd! Evrytin abt we girls is complex. I jes got off d phone. Matt was online. He was tellin me loads of stuff about him self n his plans. Its jes so sad 2 c d ironic truth in ds lyf. People like him ar always born in2 d lower class. While d ones wiv money misbehave. He's lyk a case study. I felt like crying listening 2 im. Y is lyf so unfair! He was evn frustrated at a time n wantd 2 go 2 d dark side buh he kept his faith. He's so focusd n strng. I hope dt his drims cum true. D troubling thing however is how he kips addin me 2 hs plans. He wants 2 mary me. He was tellin me about how he wil build me a big hospital wen he bcoms an architect. He evn went ahead 2 say dt he knows i av filins 4 im dt i dnt want 2 show. I laughed at dat. 'i know dt the filinr ar there but for some reasons u wnt let dm grow' he said. 'its natural' he kips saying. All dis nigerian guys lookin 4 wife. He wants 2 twist small girl lyk me's brain. Buh his story is stil wat is wel...interestin. Lyf Lyf!

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Cant sleep. Don't kno wat 2 post sef. Let me talk about ma day. Went 2 lesson nd again, d biology n chemistry teacher ddnt show up. Dose peeps ar not crius at all. I cant jeopardize ma upcomin xams bcos of dier incompetence! Afta d usual english n physics clas i headed home n branchd at dis oda tutorial i've bin noticin b4. It is closer 2 d houz n its cheaper. And d hours ar less! How convinient! Thank god i've nt paid 4 d one am going 2! Gudbye Sammie-Wonder, yup, its a name. D onli kid dts duin lesson wiv me. And gudbye mr tola. Wil mis u guys bt gurl's gotta run. I was so tired 2day wen i gt bac buh afta indian movies, playin wiv ma sistahz pals( they all gather ere on fri afta work dou hr bf cumz almost evrydae afta work). Evn afta it al am stil awake n its past midnyt. Wel 2mao is sat. Dad's out of town which is kind of a relief. Things ar beta in a way wen parents ar nt around. Biola continues hs rants of luv. I think he's sincere (tho dt isn't d exact wrd dt pops 2 ur head wen u c im, wat, wiv all dt 'black shades' swag). Buh i made things clear 2day nuthin's gna happen! So friends is a stampd agreement nw. I savd im d waste of tym. Buh he stil insist dt d luv was ril

Friday, February 19, 2010

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

From the beautiful mind of moi

Wat a day! Didn't go to school 2day. I am rily tired. I do all d bloody work in ma house! So i jes stayed in. Seyi, ma cute boyfriend, came over. He was rather reservd. As usual, he started talkin n was all cheerful at first den calmd n started 2 act bored. 'Not again!' i mused. We've talked about this dammit! But its happening again! If its cuz we didn't make out (or mur lyk i didn't let thngz get that far, atleast 2day, through ma body signals) well, it wasn't going 2 happen. His breath wasn't xactli fresh 2day. I wonda if he brushd buh sumtin wasn't jes ryt! So, kissing was out of d question. I've tld im, its not evrytym am in d mood. I wonda if dts al boys think about! But he doesn't undastnd he jes sulks n doesn't tlk! So dt was 4 his part. I had an appointment at 4 so he had 2 leave. He started acting lyk am kickin im out. Humph! Wat do i do wiv im! Wasn't he d one hu kept sayin 'oyinda, i'll soon start going' 'go n check wat u r cooking' blah blah! He was nw txtin c ask if i'm tird of im afta our 195th day which wuz 2day. Yes i know,weird, buh he actuali counts!
D remaining part of day tym was out ov da houz. Afta dinner, i met up wiv matt downstairs. I must say, i enjoyd his company, we get along veri wel n we're both aquarians so u know. He's jes 2 rugged. He claims he loves me die! Dose eyes...buh wateva. Its nt gonna happen. Biola kips sendin 'thinkin ov u' texts. *sigh*

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Another day in the life of an aquarius teenage girl

Well, dis is lyk ma first entry apart 4m d 'about me' MEET HONEY. So jes b supportive. K.
Woke up in d murnin. Started a brand nu day. I wishd dt i shldn't get out of bed buh i had 2 cuz i av 2 go 4 tutorial classes 4 ma upcomin uni matriculation exam. I'm so tired. One biola guy broke me 4m ma sweet sleep at 1am in d murning. Tik, tok by ke$ha kept playin in ma head *wake up in d murnin feeling like P.diddy* urgh! It was ma ringing tone. I met biola on vals day wen i went 2 e-centre by invitation of d kizzle arena. We've bin inboxing eachother on facebook dn we fynali met on saturday d 13. Now dis murnin he calls me 2 tel me how he cnt stop thinkin abt me n dt he likes me. He kept repeatin dt he neva tells girls dt he likes dem dt it is alwayz kinda d oda way round! 'i've heard you', i kept squelching down d fone. Wat could i say. I have a boyfriend! Biola evn saw im wiv me on dat dae so wats his stress. So dis murnin i stood up anyway. Did ma chores n dn off 2 school! Matt saw me off, another suitor, hu's nt exactly ma kind of guy, jes like biola. Bt unlike bee, he actuali wants 2 gt married! Am jus 17, n i repeat, i HAVE, A BOYFRIEND. But Nigerian guys dnt undastand dose 3 words its a sad story indeed. Gtg now. Comment! If u lyk